Deadbeat Dad: Duke Nukem Forever Balls of Steel Edition
Show your deadbeat Dad how much you "care" with the ultimate Duke Nukem Forever edition along with a little note telling him how much Duke reminds you of him.
The result is that he'll think you're such a great kid, and will be so pleased that you regard him as a buff, bad-ass alien killer superhero that he'll proudly display the bust of Duke included in the Balls of Steel edition.
You get the last laugh though. In reality Duke Nukem Forever sucks in every possible way... just like him.
