How about you let the next writer be someone who can prove they are the MacGuyver of the PC world?
Whoever constructs the best computer cooling system using only Mountain Dew bottles, duct tape, and a garbage bag wins!
a video card fan mount using a screwdriver, a nail file, and woodscrews!
A desk chair using a plank of wood, an old car seat, and a handsaw!
I think this contest would be the most fair because I've already won all 3