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Start the mornig with a joke?

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Two girls who graduated from high school in Mississippi and hadn't seen each other in five year run into each other,

girl1 "How are you doing"

girl2 "Marvelous, and you?"

girl1 "I'm married to a wonderful man, we have two beautiful children, a large house with a maid and grounds
keepers, and belong to the country club."

girl2 "Marvlous"

girl1 "And what have you been doing?"

girl2 "I went to finishing school and learned to say marvelous instead of bull sh*t".
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:?
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Post by greytrains »

:? :roll: :lol:
[i]"They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety."[/i]
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[i]"A government big enough to give you everything you want is a government big enough to take from you everything you have."[/i]
Gerald Ford (1913 - 2006)
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greytrains wrote::? :roll: :lol:
Did you understand it? :?
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Post by Southwind25 »

Marvelous :!: :!:
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Post by Ghen »

EmilyB wrote:
greytrains wrote::? :roll: :lol:
Did you understand it? :?
I think its a poke at finishing school costing alot for no return.. Or maybe they just wanted to say the S word.
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Post by ~PJ~ »

I believe the implication is that the first student may be exaggerating a tad...
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Marvelous
[i]"Imagination is the only weapon in the war against reality." -Jules de Gautier[/i]

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Post by ~PJ~ »

Shouldn't it be marvellous? Or is that yet another regional variation?
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Let there be respect for the earth,
Peace for its people,
Love in our lives,
Delight in the good,
Forgiveness for past wrongs,
And from now on a new start.
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Post by EmilyB »

Ghen wrote:Or maybe they just wanted to say the S word.
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