The bar is a piece of wood. Termites eat wood. The termite was asking if the bar was tender, like a steak or something would be tender. So it's a crappy pun about a bartender and a tender bar.
Bar made of wood. Termites eat wood. Is the wood tender?
Has to be the best termite joke I have ever heard
Wow. the explanation was longer then the joke.
I am disappionted with this product. I'd like to return it and exchange it for something funnier.
[i]"Imagination is the only weapon in the war against reality." -Jules de Gautier[/i]
The "termite" joke was a twisted meaning. Subdued response. Same for the bear that ate the woman at the bar...and became a drug user!!
I think it was Confucius that said.. "Person who cooks carrots and peas in same pot very unsanitary".
Here's my favorite: Onions in the water made the Bridge on the River Kwai!
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