Bar made of wood. Termites eat wood. Is the wood tender?
Has to be the best termite joke I have ever heard.
Termite Joke
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It is crappy, but still the best termite joke I've ever heard, being the only termite joke I've ever heard.
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gk6445 wrote:Ok.
The bar is a piece of wood. Termites eat wood. The termite was asking if the bar was tender, like a steak or something would be tender. So it's a crappy pun about a bartender and a tender bar.
Wow. the explanation was longer then the joke.Bar made of wood. Termites eat wood. Is the wood tender?
Has to be the best termite joke I have ever heard
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It can get even worser...
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Termite !
Termite who ?
Termite's the night !
Who's there !
Termite !
Termite who ?
Termite's the night !
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The "termite" joke was a twisted meaning. Subdued response. Same for the bear that ate the woman at the bar...and became a drug user!!
I think it was Confucius that said.. "Person who cooks carrots and peas in same pot very unsanitary".
Here's my favorite: Onions in the water made the Bridge on the River Kwai!
Same for the bear that ate the woman at the bar...and became a drug user!!I think it was Confucius that said.. "Person who cooks carrots and peas in same pot very unsanitary".
Here's my favorite: Onions in the water made the Bridge on the River Kwai!
Re: Termite Joke
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