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| ...try to keep warm by lieing 25 rotten corpses to survive in Antartica. |
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| ...have a permanet eyelash in your eye(It wil never leave). |
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| ...burn to death. |
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| ...be forced to survive by eating your own vomit in the middle of nowhere. |
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| ...no that your "unit" is so small that you will never be able to pleasure anywomen forcing them to look elsewhere and also never have kids. |
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BloodyVirus18
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Joined: 28 Jun 2002
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| Quote: | Oh no fresh corpses means a steady flow of fresh meat to eat as well as keep you warm...
UMMMMM yummy tasty salty human flesh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Your a SICKSICK monkey. What is wrong with you. If you eat rotting flesh, you could die!!!! I would rather take an eyelash in my eye!!!
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EvLwMn
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I'd like to know how the corpses are rotten - you're in ANTARCTICA for Crissake!! They would be frozen before they had the chance to rot  It never gets above freezing there - even in the "summer" 
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Doc Overclock
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Yea if its frozen it will not spoil hence FRESH MEAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HA ha ha ha ha
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Johnny Mnemonic
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But have you ever tried to eat frozen meat? (on a stick!)
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Doc Overclock
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I would have too use their body fat to start a fire with my trusty BIC.
Then put them on a stick!!!!
Nothing beats the taste of the great outdoors DOH!!!
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Toby B.
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You people are demented....
Toby
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Thestonecutter
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Joined: 08 Aug 2002
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Location: Melbourne Australia
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| Posted: Thu Aug 29, 2002 8:47 pm Post subject: |
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Er............................what was the question again?
Oh yes, hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
How does Doc know what human flesh tastes like?
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undying fenix
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haha thats great stuff!!! What do you mean by unit? processor? lol jk. Obviously corpses. I would hate to choose one of the ones where you would die. And why the heck would you want an eyelash in your eye for the rest of your life?? Some people have the strangest ideas!
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BLACKCELL9999
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Location: Washington, DC
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| Posted: Fri Nov 15, 2002 3:37 pm Post subject: Let me tell ya |
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I picked the little dick option, yea the girs can get mad but let me tell you I have 5 kids to raise all with one woman and I"m 25 and we own a bussiness and a 5 bedroom house. If I would had known what I know now I would had gotten it snipped in the first place !!!
no harm I don't mind but If you have had the trouble that I had had with women you would become a monk or something.
SIKE !!!!!!!
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gudiniho
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| Posted: Tue Nov 26, 2002 3:14 pm Post subject: Yeah! |
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| Quote: | | be forced to survive by eating your own vomit in the middle of nowhere |
I do this when my girlfriend isnt here to cook for me anyways! |
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