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PostPosted: Sat Jun 05, 2004 6:49 am 
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A termite walks into a bar and asks, "Is the bartender here?" :lol:

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PostPosted: Sat Jun 05, 2004 7:37 am 
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Wouldn't he ask if the Bartimber was here instead?

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PostPosted: Sat Jun 05, 2004 7:53 am 
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Well I didn't get it.

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Hardware Junkie wrote:
Well I didn't get it.


bar tender as in meat tender :lol: :lol:


:P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P

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AAAARRRRGGGGHHHHHHH. :roll:


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A man walks into a bar and says "ouch"


I still don't get the termite joke :oops:

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Yesterday, scientists in the United States revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones.

To prove their theory, they fed one hundred men twelve pints of beer and observed that 100% of them started talking nonsense and couldn't drive.

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Rob_Pope wrote:
A man walks into a bar and says "ouch"


I still don't get the termite joke :oops:


Me either. Even after the explanation.

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Ok.

The bar is a piece of wood. Termites eat wood. The termite was asking if the bar was tender, like a steak or something would be tender. So it's a crappy pun about a bartender and a tender bar.

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