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PostPosted: Fri Mar 25, 2005 1:12 pm 
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A guy sticks his head into a barber shop and asks, "How long before I
can get a haircut?"
The barber looks around the shop and says, "About 2 hours."
The guy leaves.
A few days later the same guy sticks his head in the door and asks
"how long before I can get a haircut?
" The barber looks around at shop full of customers and says, "About 3 hours."
The guy leaves.
A week later the same guy sticks his head in the shop and asks, "How
long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looks around the shop and
says, "About an hour and half."

The guy leaves.

The barber looks over at a friend in the shop and says,
"Hey, Bill, follow that guy and see where he goes.
He keeps asking how long he has to wait for a haircut,
but then doesn't come back."
A little while later,
Bill comes back into the shop, laughing hysterically.
The barber asks, "Bill, where did he go when he left here?"
Bill looks up, tears in his eyes and says, "Your house!"

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 25, 2005 1:15 pm 
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8O :lol:

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I'll save Em or Julia the embarasment today...

I don't get it :oops:

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Umm, he knows how long the barber will be working. And not be coming home until then. So the coast is clear. Guess who is in the house of the barber when he is at work.

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evasive wrote:
Umm, he knows how long the barber will be working. And not be coming home until then. So the coast is clear. Guess who is in the house of the barber when he is at work.


Assuming the barber even has a wife...

I am a little disappointed at the outcome of this joke.
Nothing personal snap.

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PostPosted: Sat Mar 26, 2005 2:44 am 
I thought it was funny. Lots left to the imagination so not too graphic, just funny :D


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I UNDERSTOOD THAT ONE!!!

[in case you're wondering, I'm on my laptop using my sister's dial up connection, and it's sssssssssooooooooooo sssssssssslllllllllloooooooww]

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Purplejulia wrote:
I UNDERSTOOD THAT ONE!!!

[in case you're wondering, I'm on my laptop using my sister's dial up connection, and it's sssssssssooooooooooo sssssssssslllllllllloooooooww]


The torture on a dial up!

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Maybe it was a legit visit, as the barber's wife may also have been a hair stylist or barber. Some people are known to desire "trimming" every other week or so, for a good appearance. But then, only the "actors" concerned would actually know! If the customer were causing the barber's wife to cheat on him, the trade's tools would be useful for more than hair cutting! One Eunich, coming up!!


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PostPosted: Sat Mar 26, 2005 8:13 am 
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What would have happened if the barber had said "Come in sir, were ready for you now"

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