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Bar made of wood. Termites eat wood. Is the wood tender?

Has to be the best termite joke I have ever heard. :lol: :wink:
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w00t I beat you to it! :D :D
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gk6445 wrote:w00t I beat you to it! :D :D
Yeah, but you called it crappy. :cry:

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It is crappy, but still the best termite joke I've ever heard, being the only termite joke I've ever heard. :lol: :lol:
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gk6445 wrote:Ok.

The bar is a piece of wood. Termites eat wood. The termite was asking if the bar was tender, like a steak or something would be tender. So it's a crappy pun about a bartender and a tender bar.
Bar made of wood. Termites eat wood. Is the wood tender?

Has to be the best termite joke I have ever heard
Wow. the explanation was longer then the joke.

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I'll see what I can do HJ. :wink:
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I understood the joke, but then i didn't think i did, because jokes are supposed to be funny.
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Knock Knock
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Termite !
Termite who ?
Termite's the night !
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The "termite" joke was a twisted meaning. Subdued response. :lol: Same for the bear that ate the woman at the bar...and became a drug user!!
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Re: Termite Joke

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