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Bar made of wood. Termites eat wood. Is the wood tender?

Has to be the best termite joke I have ever heard. :lol: :wink:

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w00t I beat you to it! :D :D

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w00t I beat you to it! :D :D


Yeah, but you called it crappy. :cry:

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It is crappy, but still the best termite joke I've ever heard, being the only termite joke I've ever heard. :lol: :lol:

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gk6445 wrote:
Ok.

The bar is a piece of wood. Termites eat wood. The termite was asking if the bar was tender, like a steak or something would be tender. So it's a crappy pun about a bartender and a tender bar.

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Bar made of wood. Termites eat wood. Is the wood tender?

Has to be the best termite joke I have ever heard


Wow. the explanation was longer then the joke.

I am disappionted with this product. I'd like to return it and exchange it for something funnier.

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I'll see what I can do HJ. :wink:

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I understood the joke, but then i didn't think i did, because jokes are supposed to be funny.

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The "termite" joke was a twisted meaning. Subdued response. :lol: Same for the bear that ate the woman at the bar...and became a drug user!!
I think it was Confucius that said.. "Person who cooks carrots and peas in same pot very unsanitary". :wink:
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Utilize a wet cardboard snare. In the event that you have some layered boxes in your carport or capacity storage room, you have the ideal termite trap.
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