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Termite Joke

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Ok, promise not to throw things...



A termite walks into a bar and asks, "Is the bartender here?" :lol:
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Post by Ghen »

Wouldn't he ask if the Bartimber was here instead?
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:P
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Well I didn't get it.
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Hardware Junkie wrote:Well I didn't get it.
bar tender as in meat tender :lol: :lol:


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Post by ~Rob »

A man walks into a bar and says "ouch"


I still don't get the termite joke :oops:
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Post by Hardware Junkie »

Rob_Pope wrote:A man walks into a bar and says "ouch"


I still don't get the termite joke :oops:
Me either. Even after the explanation.
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Post by gk6445 »

Ok.

The bar is a piece of wood. Termites eat wood. The termite was asking if the bar was tender, like a steak or something would be tender. So it's a crappy pun about a bartender and a tender bar.
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