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Postby Aussie » Thu Jun 13, 2002 6:02 am

IL DOTTORE SPINOLA, The INQUIRER's resident agony uncle, answers questions and gives the industry a shoulder to lean on.

Q. We have spent billions of dollars slapping together an expensive new 64bit processor, let's call it Whitelephantium. Now one of our competitors is trying to launch a cheap imitation, let's call it Mallet. Everyone wants to buy Mallets instead of Whitelephantiums. What can we do? – Andy

A. Dear Andy, buy even more of your competitor's shares.

Clever little bit of humour that I think.

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Postby len444 » Thu Jun 13, 2002 9:25 am

:!: that would be about 80,000shares traded!
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